Interpreting Dreams and Flawed Biblical Logic

A friend of mine recently posted this on facebook. I love how succinctly he put it.

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Question 1: “Pharaoh had a dream about seven fat cows, followed by seven skinny cows. Was the dream really about cows?”

Answer 1: “Of course not! Scripture reveals just a few verses later that the dream was about seven years of plenty, followed by seven years of famine.”

Question 2: “Joseph had a dream about his brothers’ sheaves of wheat bowing to his own sheaf. Was the dream really about wheat?”

Answer 2: “No! Later on, we learn that this was a prophecy, fortelling of the event when his brothers would come to Egypt, not recognize him, and yet bow down to him.”

Question 3: “Nebuchadnezzar had a dream about a multi-metal statue. Was the dream really about a statue?”

Answer 3: “Not at all! It was about the different kingdoms that would arise, starting with Babylon. Daniel gives the interpretation right after the dream is revealed, just a few verses later!”

Question 4: “Peter had a dream about a sheet of unclean animals. He hears a voice say, ‘Arise, slay, and eat.’ Was his dream really about unclean animals now becoming acceptable as food?”

Answer 4: “Of course it was! Can’t you read? He says slay and eat! Duh! Of course all unclean meats can be eaten now! Never mind verse 28 where he says something about PEOPLE being unclean, that is completely unrelated. This dream doesn’t need to be interpreted, it should be taken literally.”

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